Armenian Speakers? Please help me translate this :)?

sounds well:) I'm native Armenian speaker but the thing is I'm an EASTERN native Armenian Speaker, but this Armenian is western i don't have a clue what it says, I just barley could read some words and couldn't get general meaning, I would like to translate this for you but honestly i don't understand what it says, because Eastern Armenian and Western Armenian like 2 totally different languages, they use different spelling, they range their ideas in awkward orders, using different words... I'm just able to understand it when people talk to me through that IN PERSON, otherwise I can't understand it as well, neither reading nor writing... I don't know... you need Persian-Armenian one to translate this sentences, I guess they are some here in Y! I hope one of them will see your question, I'm sorry.